From Aimee

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, It's always been a fantasy of mine to be kissed by a nun."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1) you have to be single and
2) you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"Ok", the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills the cab driver's fantasy with an amazing kiss. When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child!" said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married andI'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's ok. My name's Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."